we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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