Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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