Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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