I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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