your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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