i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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