Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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