hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
