If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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