Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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