I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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