I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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