Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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