just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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