K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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