How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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