rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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