i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
