Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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