What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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