I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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