Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
third nipple confirmed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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