dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
