Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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