I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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