A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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