"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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