YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
