I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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