My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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