True but thats because hes a fetus.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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