come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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