if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
