I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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