She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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