If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
