Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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