You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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