Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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