alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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