No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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