brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
