if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Randomize
