let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
