is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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