is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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