I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
