I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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