lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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