I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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