I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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