If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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