One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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