Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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