FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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